April Fool's VN + Google Translate memes


Hiya!

So if anyone hasn't seen it yet, I made an April Fool's Day vn called Fueled by Wolves. Play it. It's good. Do it. https://xarishro.itch.io/fueled-by-wolves


And for something else: you know how Google Translate messes things up sometimes? Well, if you put something through it back and forth forty times, the results can be... interesting. And so I did that with all of my character bios. I decided I'd go ahead and share the results. A lot of stuff became nonsense. Some things  vaguely have the same meaning. Some things are just flat-out wrong. Since when did Daren like sports? Since when was running one of Sean's hobbies? Why did Winter get changed to Summer for Hunter's likes? The world may never know. Also some of these names are flat-out goofy.

-Jeffrey Meyer
Name: Shops Market
Jasper: 11:00
Nature: Half boar, half wolf.
Height: 5 feet 7 inches
Sexuality: For 1 person
Favorite Color: Orange
Likes: Free food, sweet dreams, MMORPGs.
Fear: Brings pain, anxiety, and loneliness to loved ones.
Favorite food: pancakes

-Ted Knox
Name: Attack them In the intestines
Year: 24:00
Category: Red cat
Height: one meter seventy five inches
Gender: gender
My favorite color is red.
Work: Studying takes time.
Fear: silence, noise
Favorite food: Sushi

-Daren Madigan
Name: Darn COUNTRY DEVELOPMENT
Age: 22
Breed: Half Fox, German Shepherd
Height: 5'10"
Gender: Male and Female
Actual Color: Brown
Hobbies: Sports, music, video games
Fear: Brother, sister, extraordinary power or strength, loss of love.
Favorite food: pizza

-Sean Tucker
Name: Mud Money
Years: 23
Type: Wolf Cross
Height: 5 feet 4 inches
Gender: all the women
The best color is blue
Activities: Running, listening to music, playing word games.
Fear: Darkness, drugs and alcohol never go away.
Favorite food: Portobello burger

-Tracy Khan
Name: Tracy Queen
Age: 21 years.
Species: Red Panda
Height: 1m75cm
Genre: Crime
Favorite color: Blue
Likes: Movies, his work, Aura
Fear: less people, public appearance, public life
Favorite food: The most popular is lasagna

-Marshall Marotzke
Name: Sergeant Look out
Age: 23 years old
Species: rat
Height: 5 meters 2 inches
Gender: gay
Favorite color: is blue
"Utaz": says that the choice is to be with the people.
Fear: has a face when you know the truth.
Favorite food: nachos

-Caleb Alderwick
Name: Sometimes Stranger and stranger
Age: 23 years
Race: Raccoon
Height: 5 feet 10 inches
Sexuality: a young woman
Preferred color: Green
Love: greed, lies, criticism
Fear: means openness to people and friends.
Favorite food: is instant noodles.

-Parker Johnson
Name: The witness Johnson
Age: 23 years old
Species: Arctic wolf
Height: six meters
Gender: 2 men, 1 woman.
Current color: orange
Strengths: Music, creativity and intelligence.
Anxiety: depression, big change
Favorite dish - Remora Alfredo

-Jesse Wyatt
Name: Founder of christianity Special medicine for veterans
Age: 25:00
Types: Tiger Group, Jaguar Group
Height: 6 feet 2 inches
Monster Sex: Fun
Favorite Color: Red
Hobbies: Blood, cleaning, going to the gym
Fear: breathing, losing control, blowing up
Sweet Food: sausage

-Benji Campbell
Name: Benny Contact the site
Age: 27:00 He
Expert: Leo
Weight: 6.3 inches
Sexuality: I am happy
Favorite color: red
Likes: cooking, meeting new people and sex.
Fear: death, drug overdose, hospital.
Our favorite dish: risotto.

-Blake Allen
Name: Look at me Easiness
Your age: 31 years
Type: Chinchilla
Height: 5'0"
Stalin: Mark
Favorite Color: Green
First: Law on Sabbath, Wards and Arms
Horrors: bikes, horrors, family
Favorite food: Chicken

-Caijoru
Name: Don't change
Age: 400
Hero: Demon Fox
Height: 6'0"
Country: Gaya
Primary color: green
Many hobbies: reading, chatting, playing board games
Fear: being forgotten, alone, abandoned, abandoned or dead.
Most popular recipe: trilichaka.

-Meimaru
Name: Akimaru
Are you sleeping:? ?
Game: Fox
Height: 6'1"
Genre: Variety
Favorite color: purple
Problem: Look, look again.
Fear is unknown
Favorite Food: Girl's Breath

-Hunter Simmons
Name: A follower Concrete
Age: 29 years
Team: Wolf
Height: 6 feet 3 inches
Sexuality: woman
Current color: gray
Favorite food: Bread and pastrami.
Hobbies: board games, music, summer.
Fear: weakness, war, war.

-Rix Ryner
Name: Motorcycle The rain
Age: There are 28 hours each year
Animals: Various animals.
Height: 5.4 inches
Maybe: sex
Favorite color: brown
My favorite food: peanut butter cookies
Option: Sleep an extra night
Fear: work, open doors, doctors.

-Jeromy Price
Name: Jerome Grant
Age: 35:00 U
Features: Mouse
Height: 5'8"
Cow: Homosexual
Favorite Color: Blue
My favorite food: Fruit.
Likes: poker and rock and roll.
Fear: Storm, noise, rain.

-Adrian Baker
Name: I realized Fireplace
Your age: 24 years old
Rabbit: Rabbit
Height: 5'4"
Nationality: homosexual
Favorite color: orange
Favorite food: apple
Happiness: Friendship, space, family life
Come to me: hug, walk, sleep

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Blake is a dour Puritan:  First: Law on Sabbath, Wards and Arms

Parker is moderately masculine:  Gender: 2 men, 1 woman

Sean is a female archetype:  Gender: all the women

Marshall knows too much:  Fear: has a face when you know the truth.

Caleb is lonely and self-destructive:  Love: greed, lies, criticism -- Fear: means openness to people and friends.

Benji is reassuringly normal:  Sexuality: I am happy -- Likes: cooking, meeting new people and sex.

I find google translate messes up best if you have German in there at least 3 times.

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Ted Knox
Gender: gender

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Nothing like Google Translate failures to get a good laugh lmao. My nationality is also homosexual

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>Jesse

>Founder of christianity

How tf did that happen?

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My guess is it must have translated Jesse to Jesus at some point and then kept going from there. It still made me laugh a lot though.